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Greybeards Demotivational Poster


TOC - Sometimes a girl just wants to be alone to have fun...Nobody deserves to be in HELL all the time.




GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !


TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am
140637


PIMPED OUT WHEELCHAIR -




IT'S ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL -




AMBER LAMPS -


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm

the dude actually has "i am a motherfucker" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL


G R E Y B E A R D S - When "Old enough to know better" becomes "Too old to care what people think."




GREYBEARDS - Always Sensitive To Women's Issues


TAGS: greybeards sensitive women issue feminism t shirt pipe
Rating: 3/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 8:59 pm
I wonder if this sycophant has lowered to this just to get laid? Poor bastard is sadly mistaken - only alpha male assholes get laid. That's simple evolution.
Culos - June 10, 2009, 5:23 pm
That's right, he's applied to join the order but the vote's still out
weber - June 10, 2009, 4:39 pm
That's Bill Bailey!


IMPORTANT SAFETY MESSAGE - To All Greybeards The Older You Get, The More Important It Is To Protect Your Nose From Sunburn


TAGS: greybeards beware
Rating: 4.39/5

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suenero - September 1, 2010, 10:23 am
Just how rich is that guy? I wish I had half his money! 5L's
Reality Lord - August 1, 2010, 9:19 am

nice twist...i lol'd...5SPF for you.
rerun - August 1, 2010, 8:49 am

SPF = 42DD


WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.


TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
uh damn... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Don't know him.


OLD SCHOOL FATALITY -


TAGS: fatality challenge just remember kiddies greybeards invented that shit
Rating: 4.71/5

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Valek - March 23, 2012, 8:40 am
This is awesome. Such fantastic details for an Etch-A-Sketch, AND rocking my favorite classic game of all time. 5L!
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
Thank you Sir. I really didn't expect too much for this one.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:49 am
One of two you've made lately that I LOVE!


IT TOOK A LITER OF BUSHMILLS TO GET THIS -




GREYBERADS - SEMPER IDEM -


TAGS: culos greybeards never change
Rating: 3.86/5

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culos - January 23, 2011, 10:40 am
By the look of things he does....
guyfox - January 22, 2011, 6:55 pm
true but you have to have tits to show tits


GARY SPIVEY - A REAL MAN's man! Thanks for helping the GREYBEARDS heal our past wounds




TILL WE MEET AGAIN -


TAGS: greybeards never leave they just take longer naps
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.


RED ROVER, RED ROVER! - Send a Greybeard right over!


TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake olympic games
Rating: 4.24/5

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sickartist - March 2, 2010, 1:05 pm
I'll take one for the team. 5L


COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag


TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.63/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 6:33 pm
You should thank me. The tenth planet was full of jerks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
It won't take. The last time someone tried to erase his evil, he ate just enough time to remove the tenth planet from our solar system from history.


NO MERCY -




GREYBEARD SPEEDO -


TAGS: fashionable swimwear greybeards
Rating: 4.6/5

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ICEMAN - February 25, 2011, 7:11 pm
Cowabunga Dude!!! Hangin' 5


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeards memories surprise party
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - April 8, 2013, 8:38 am
PARTY!!!???


A GREYBEARD'S HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: halloween challenge greybeards should stay home and get plastered iceman
Rating: 4.6/5

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culos - November 1, 2010, 6:22 am
Agree with Rerun, just wondering where I was during Halloween. Memory is blank for some reason but head hurts big time....
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:19 am

amsome Ice
Cubbybear - October 31, 2010, 9:19 pm
I relate...Happy Halloween Ice. 5/5


HAVE A LITTLE CHAT -


TAGS: greybeards women marriage
Rating: 4.27/5

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ICEMAN - July 2, 2010, 8:43 pm
Like chasing those galldarned timmies off of the lawn. 5 doses of metamucil.


PROVERBS -




WATCH YOUR BACK - greybeards are always closer than you think




CLASSIC BEAUTY - So hot....it sizzles forever... ...one day you'll see it too.


TAGS: cubby greybeards know women
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 10:40 pm
"Oh my Lorie darlin' "........ from Lonesome Dove.
Cubbybear - November 5, 2010, 10:37 pm
#3 is Diane Lane...I always loved her
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 12:56 pm
5 no berries!
Airman - November 5, 2010, 11:53 am
yummmm 5 yowzahs


GREYBEARDS CREED -


TAGS: greybeards nice butts fishnets green lantern 2 mod site or sight
Rating: 4.71/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2010, 1:56 pm
Y'all need secret decoder rings to go with that creed.
agdaniele - July 21, 2010, 12:20 am
LOL! I'll keep looking... just in case.
ICEMAN - July 21, 2010, 12:19 am
I don't know Rerun, the one on the left doesn't look kosher to me.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:44 pm
5 black lights.... er, african-american lights.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:40 pm
Nice!
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:37 pm

since I don't care for tramp stamps, I call the one on my left.


DIFFERENCES - most of them are little OTHERS ARE HUGE


TAGS: greybeards noobs regulars quality quantity
Rating: 4.56/5

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rodangol - January 16, 2012, 7:11 pm
stolen modification coming soon, 5


MOTIFAKERS -


TAGS: regulars greybeards crew quality
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 12:49 pm
Ok, uncalled for, woman. And WTFO... I have to guess that the "nice" is in response to that comment. But, glad to see you around in a civil capacity.
- March 12, 2011, 12:24 am
Nice. (WTFO)
jevita - March 11, 2011, 3:58 pm
for once, youre too long papi
voodoo3535 - February 14, 2011, 4:48 pm
I was born to sit back laugh and make stupid comments... like this. 5L.
agdaniele - February 13, 2011, 7:48 pm
Very much appreciated, cold.
coldinjected - February 13, 2011, 2:11 pm
I feel like I give any 300 posters 5l. I wasn't a huge fan of the movie but it was very good for comedy. Another great one Aggy.
agdaniele - February 13, 2011, 11:38 am
Why should today be any different? ;)
Claire - February 13, 2011, 11:33 am
I feel like I missed something important.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 3:52 pm
Respect.
culos - February 12, 2011, 2:15 pm
Aggy? Isn't that the dude that left some time ago? Must be a noob that took his name.... 5 Smiles anyway
Reality Lord - February 12, 2011, 1:52 pm

anonymous=1L no wait...its aggy.....1L lol awesome dude...solid 5
50cal - February 12, 2011, 11:41 am
LMAO! Right!
Cubbybear - February 12, 2011, 11:30 am
mmmm short bursts....I'm like that too.
autumnspirit - February 12, 2011, 3:00 am
For me, it comes natural in short bursts... ideas, find pic, see pic, formulate idea... I am a poet, song writer,etc... WE are what we are and artistic creativity is only born.
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 11:22 pm
Thank you, sir.
50cal - February 11, 2011, 11:21 pm
This has made the Favorite list..... Only for some does the poster making come natural!
autumnspirit - February 11, 2011, 11:12 pm
Magnificent! Genius! I laughed, I cried, I'd see it again and again! lol Added to faves!
Cubbybear - February 11, 2011, 9:58 pm
It's instinct for me...5L
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 9:24 pm
With respect to the motifakers, tip o' the hat to coolio's posters and a thank-you to the 2% of us who get it.
5150monkeylove - February 11, 2011, 9:23 pm
This is perfection!
spacedog - February 11, 2011, 8:15 pm
Very nice. Excellent choice in milk. 5L
ICEMAN - February 11, 2011, 7:56 pm
250 x 2%.
CoolioIndeed - February 11, 2011, 6:41 pm
Well done, aggy.


GREYBEARDS - “For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.” -Dubuffet-




GREYBEARDS - We bring excitement to your life... ...if it weren't for the kids, you would stay.


TAGS: greybeards love moms cubby
Rating: 4.07/5

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MercAlert - March 8, 2012, 6:22 pm
If only I had a pants-cat.
FredricT - January 9, 2011, 11:52 am
Good thing she got the kids away. They might have wanted to play with that kitty


GREYBEARD MEETING - Hurry up Ron...we're late! I told you we shouldn't have stopped to watch the VOLLEYBALL game




THANKS FOR THE WARNING - But you're about a few decades too late!


TAGS: greybeards
Rating: 3.71/5

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Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 7:12 am
So if I'm a heroin addicted christian who molestes mormon children who beats women for committing 'lewd' acts and runs over jocks and homo's in my hummer I'm pretty much safe for heaven, FUCK YEAH!!!
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 12:06 pm
so , we sports nuts are going to hell ? cant we just beat u up and have a drink ?// rebellious women ? er.... i think he has a wife who has no backbone ]slash[ no actual opinion... /// 53x addicts ? .... i fail to see the problem isnt sex a good thing O_o
boeweizer - November 4, 2009, 1:12 am
yes mormons work really hard to get into heaven getting up at 5 am to pass seminary
Mistress_Pyro - September 27, 2009, 3:00 am
so just the child molesting homos, not the child molestor or the homos you have to be both?
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 11:08 am
Don't lump the sports nuts with the mormons. That's not fair.
Bunny - May 15, 2009, 11:02 am
He's kindly done a wee drawing of a Lewd Woman, just in case you don't know what to look out for.
mooooooooooooo - April 24, 2009, 3:15 am
I like that it says "pot smoking little devils" but not crack,meth or heroin users
Sean - April 23, 2009, 11:40 pm
And do you notice that Mormons are last? I postered that very point over a year ago. But I love the fact that he includes "sports nuts". That cracks me up to no end.


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeards second to nuns
Rating: 3.68/5

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rogueagent - September 14, 2009, 5:09 pm
Hay there's a crew-person, I never notices that before.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:55 pm
"Zombie Strippers" is epic. : )


THE GREYBEARD'S LOOKOUT TOWER - Mr. Culos did a great job




CULOS -


TAGS: culos greybeards
Rating: 3.45/5

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Culos - February 19, 2009, 3:32 pm
Excellent as always, Thanks Ron....


GREYBEARDS - They always have a Happy New Year !


TAGS: greybeards party happy new year
Rating: 3.39/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:35 am
LESLIE! and some hot chick. Nice guy, and a lawyer for the homeless, but a raging transvestite. Another reason we coined "Keep Austin Weird"
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:25 am
5L from a real life grey beard LOL


NO GREYBEARDS - These signs always seem to pop up after one of our parties... Thanks Matt! Grabby SOB!


TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake sgm
Rating: 3.38/5

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Fatt Matt - January 30, 2009, 5:58 pm
She was totally asking for it, Dude...


RUSSIAN GREYBEARDS - NICE TRY GUYS -




SAGE GREYBEARDS ANNUAL ROLL CALL -


TAGS: sage greybeards roll call
Rating: 3.28/5

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Bone - July 5, 2009, 11:59 am
See what happens when your off drinking beers...you miss the meeting! Dammit!
moooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2009, 12:21 am
One of these things just doesn't belong here, One of these things just isn't the same.......Don't your Bratz dolls miss you?
BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:57 pm
What's a GreyBeard?
rerun - July 4, 2009, 8:55 pm

Rurun, Major (ret)AF239675443 No felonies (1 dismissed unspecified charge)Favorite muss brunette or bald
RONSART - July 4, 2009, 8:19 pm
His Eminence Ronsart Michelangelicus Photoshopicon, the Head Artist of the Motifake Vatican ( reformed ), Treasurer.
RONSART - July 4, 2009, 8:18 pm
Name...Ron Rank...General Serial Number...AF19833228 Felonies...3 Muff Color Choice...All (except grey...go figure...lol)


MOTIFAKERS TIME MACHINE -




ASIAN GREYBEARDS - We're trying too hard




SGM GOLF OUTING - We didn't play any golf... just talked about our balls and wood


TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake sgm golf
Rating: 3.14/5

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Briton of Rose - February 3, 2009, 6:37 am
That's not Obama, that's Tiger! (He's been an Honorary Greybeard since last August.)
Culos - February 3, 2009, 4:23 am
True, but who invited Obama again????


GREYBEARDS - Move Out!




GREYBEARD FUN NIGHT - LogicDude and Ronsart always fight for the last girl


TAGS: greybeards
Rating: 3.13/5

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WTFO - April 11, 2009, 10:00 pm
While you two are working out your aggression, I'll take the girl home with me.
RON - April 11, 2009, 9:58 pm
Oh!!!! Cubby great poster! And Thanks!
RON - April 11, 2009, 9:56 pm
LD one tough SOB...even as I push him through the wall, he,s yelling...Hey Old Man FU!...He,s such a kidder.
Bob Chin - April 11, 2009, 9:44 am
I've got a fiver on LD. The kid is tenacious as hell and he'll never say "uncle"
Arrogant Knight - April 11, 2009, 1:51 am
And who usually wins?


AUDITIONS - Now taking applications for the SGM Harem. "Thank you Miss, you have a great talent but, well, you're a Butterface..."


TAGS: sgm sage greybeards of motifake
Rating: 3.11/5

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James - April 8, 2009, 2:46 am
paul franks inspiration....
Cubbybear - February 3, 2009, 8:16 pm
Stick her in the basement
BuZZbomb - February 3, 2009, 6:58 pm
Maybe she is auditioning for the part of "Girl #2 with Cup" and didn't quite read the script...


GREAT MOMENTS IN GREYBEARD HISTORY - This is not one of them




THE NEW GREYBEARD COMPOUND - EDG, Ronsart and MWLF head designers...I painted:)


TAGS: greybeards
Rating: 3/5

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Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 6:45 pm
Thank you, saumaun, that's the joke.
saumaun - October 18, 2009, 6:17 pm
Clitoris much?
Cubbybear - April 16, 2009, 2:48 pm
Thanks...the rope broke twice
BoneCD - April 15, 2009, 10:20 pm
Nice paint job


GREYBEARDS - They always end up with a prize catch.


TAGS: greybeards prize catch
Rating: 2.94/5

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Derek - July 29, 2009, 5:19 am
They do here... Now why would that be?


GREYBEARDS - You Know What We Want !!




SCREW YOU GUYS...I'M GOING HOME! - The Greybeards miss their chance at turtle soup


TAGS: greybeards
Rating: 2.9/5

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shocked - May 5, 2009, 8:42 pm
a non nude?? I'm shocked!! But I may have shit myself lolin on this one!!! This is what Motifake is all about.....the rare one that you read and dread 'cause you just got a mouthful of beer.....now it's in my nose....5L!!!!


THE GREYBEARDS OF MOTIFAKE - Are meeting in there. And they took ALL the women...




CUTTING THE LAWN - Greybeards Style!




GLORY DAYS - We Greybeards remember them well




GREYBERADS - they know what they are looking for they know where to find it Restraining Order can't stop them


TAGS: greybeards
Rating: 2.73/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 10:55 am
Nor does punctuation.
frixxxx - June 25, 2010, 10:49 am
Ah hell no, Speling no mater animore?
culos - June 25, 2010, 6:59 am
Must............ Not......... Argh....... Nazi........


GREYBEARD HIDEOUT #3 - At least we have cable T.V. and beer




THE SAGE GREYBEARDS OF MOTIFAKE - Annual dress like a Wookie Day 2009 Fun was had by all...until Culos got drunk




BECOMING THE VICTIM - We Greybeards don't handle it very well




GREYBEARDS: ORIGINS - Guess who's parents are these?


TAGS: greybeards
Rating: 2.38/5

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BuZZbomb - April 7, 2009, 7:10 pm
I concur to his lack-o-beard status. However, by his general nature and rotten disposition, he WOULD be qualified enough to crawl out of those mitochondrial related loins...
LogicDude - April 7, 2009, 8:38 am
Energy would NEVER have qualified as a Greybeard.
BuZZbomb - April 6, 2009, 10:23 pm
My guess would be Energy's.


FIGHTING TIMMIEXES -


TAGS: poster number 300 greybeards regulars
Rating: 4.86/5

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forseti - December 14, 2010, 5:24 pm
welcome to our world!
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:15 pm
A lot of the times designing it to make it look good takes longer than coming up with the text.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:14 pm
Hawa - it depends. Sometimes I find a pic and it just comes to me. Sometimes an Idea comes to me and I just happen to find a suiting pic...Some times I find myself rewording something 5 times lol, or scrapping it.
foresti - December 13, 2010, 7:08 pm
every hint sounds much better with a nice and polite adress. LOL
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
boy you guys really do work on your submissions.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 7:00 pm
Foreskin also check to make sure the bold setting isn't on, that has happened to me a few times and it really fattens up some fonts.
foresti - December 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
Right Donka. Next time I'll separate it a little.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 6:50 pm
Its the font, the I is there, it's just making the F look fat...I have that font.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:31 pm
Hey spartan, you are new here so relax. Also foreskin did not spell motifake wrong it is the type of font he choose to use that blended the I into the F.
spartan500 - December 13, 2010, 12:28 pm
epic fail -_- its motifake, not motfake.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:46 am
(disclaimer) I am not a GB. nor am I a god, I just play god with ants for youtube videos
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:44 am
I can be a generous god
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:41 am
thank you, god-king monkey!
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:37 am
congrats on 300! and 5 impaled Persian or any other type of Timmeh
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:36 am
Tonight we dine at.... Hometown Buffet!!!!


GREYBEARDS - perfecting the art of the photobomb since the beginning of time


TAGS: photobomb greybeards
Rating: 4.67/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 4:11 pm
"Oh hey! You found my Grandma's old dress!"
guyfox - January 22, 2011, 9:45 pm
I can honestly say I don't care for either of them
valkor - January 22, 2011, 8:22 pm
If i was in between those two women I'd be smiling as well
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 12:06 pm
What the heck kind of dress is Angelina wearing? Oh right, now she's a true mommie.
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 12:06 pm
What the heck kind of dress is Angelina wearing? Oh right, now she's a true mommie.


ENTHUSIASM -




OLD TIMERS -


TAGS: party greybeards
Rating: 4.47/5

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spacedog - April 28, 2010, 7:17 pm
LOL! Very nice Face.


GREYBEARDS - Have had to find ways to hide their identity in public such is the power of demotivation


TAGS: greybeards
Rating: 4.25/5

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GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeards still got fire in the basement
Rating: 4.21/5

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rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:34 pm

Momma Calzone ain't too happy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 5:20 pm
As long as you and the Calzone love each other, Who are we to judge?
sickartist - March 7, 2010, 1:32 pm
Heck I have been known to be satisfied squeezing into a parking space.
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
Well if it's a NEW family guy there is no choice to be made.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 12:38 pm
At my age, I can get cock-blocked by a large calzone.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 12:37 pm
Unless I've just had a big meal, drank too much, or Family Guy is on.
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 12:30 pm
Nice. The reflexes might be slower, but everything still works.


IT'S OKAY - We're Greybeards


TAGS: greybeards are not freaks
Rating: 4.17/5

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MustyK - March 9, 2010, 4:23 am
....And why would that be ??
Bob D. Sailor - March 8, 2010, 5:41 pm
Meh, one can hope cant they?
culos - March 8, 2010, 5:14 pm
@Bob - that's prolly only wishful thinking
Bob D. Sailor - March 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
MustyK, I thought you got the Perma-Ban Hammer.


GREYBEARDS - Shirtless, buffed and ready for summer.




GREYBEARDS - Ever wonder what they do when they're not Motifaking ??


TAGS: greybeards
Rating: 3.76/5

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Zealot - April 26, 2010, 4:09 pm
now i do


I DON'T GET IT -


TAGS: drunks day who else but greybeards babysitting service booze will work for food prefer guinness
Rating: 3.69/5

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Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
Message received...so the bacon is more like ransom.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:48 pm
They'll still have all their limbs in the morning.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:46 pm
Damn! They're high maintenance! Does the bacon afford the child an kind of extra protection? Gun turrets, perhaps?
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:10 pm
And the bacon. They'll kill you if you forgot the bacon.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:08 pm
You should always go with the greybeard. You can't trust them with your fridge. but your child's life will be in good hands. Trust me. Just keep 'em supplied with Guinness.
Anonymous2 - October 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
I don't like the looks of either one of them. The left one looks rather mannish and college age, which means drunkeness and ignoring the kid, and the other just looks like he'll eat the food in my fridge and not care about the kid.


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: sept 13 greybeards
Rating: 3.51/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2009, 2:03 am
Sorry....sober again......can't sense sarcasm.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:54 am
I know, mooooo... didn't think I'd make it that easy, did ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2009, 1:34 am
I just meant that he used this same pic on a poster a few months ago. TTH has no DSL at his new place so we won't be hearing from him for a while. Quiet... isn't it?
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 5:41 pm
I'll be damned... sorry, TTH... I should've asked before using a picture of you. And calling you a Greybeard? That wasn't a cheap shot at you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2009, 6:02 am
Or at least a vigorous reach-around.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2009, 6:01 am
Beautiful Aggy....definitely a 5....But the pic seems familiar....Hope you give TTH some props.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 2:37 pm
Never thought I'd love a Greybeard poster. I was right. No I wasn't. Beautiful.


RULES ARE RULES -


TAGS: rules sage greybeards
Rating: 3.5/5

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LD0ne - June 10, 2010, 9:05 am
he who is sinless casts the first stone
aesop's folly - January 6, 2010, 4:13 pm
Hit him with bigger stones


GREYBEARDS - Sure we may be cute and all, but we DO bite.




REAL GREYBEARDS - keep on grooving till the very end


TAGS: greybeards grooving
Rating: 3.36/5

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Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 1:37 am
lol The guy behind him is about to kick that oxygen tank. Lookdim! Forgeddaboudit!


COOL GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeards drinkers jose motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.32/5

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DreMagnum - November 3, 2009, 8:36 pm
one of my classes showed it to prevent us from drinking, aint happenin
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 8:30 pm
LMAO! thanks for the link
DreMagnum - November 3, 2009, 6:10 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN0254u56Mc one of the best commercials for tequila ever
MrRandom - November 3, 2009, 6:08 pm
Tequila makes you feel alive in the morning! Nothing like throwing up your guts to wake yourself up.
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 5:58 pm
i thought with age comes wisdom! why are you still drinking tequila, never enough wild nights?
RONSART - November 3, 2009, 4:24 pm
thx Mr. Aggy.


NEWCOMERS -


TAGS: and you dont wanna even think about the greybeards
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - October 6, 2009, 3:26 am
You called?
MrRandom - October 6, 2009, 2:08 am
Thankfully the veterans preferred food seems to be live Timmy
agdaniele - October 6, 2009, 12:25 am
Spot-on accurate. Love it!


SAGE GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeards motifake
Rating: 3.24/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2009, 3:17 am
You "did" Logicdude......was it everything Aggy says it is?
tehsupercheez - October 9, 2009, 3:15 am
lol nice one ron. i did LogicDude. that commercial was creepy as fuck.
LogicDude - March 24, 2009, 3:53 pm
Go back to your room Timmy. Your Mommy and Mr. LogicDude have some grown-up things to take care of.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 3:51 pm
Did you ever see that gay guy on motifake? His name was LogicDude.
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 2:10 pm
Did you ever see that creepy commercial with the guy whose beard was picking up Skittles and feeding himself?
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 2:08 pm
Tie that beard to a palm tree as a makeshift hammock, insert 17 year old Filipina chick...THAT is Ron!!! XD
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 29, 2008, 1:23 am
Ron, this is exactly how I picture you, only with a lawnchair instead.
RON - December 20, 2008, 8:35 pm
OK!...but now have to give all members the same chance in due payment...guess I better doctor the books a bit...lol
Cubbybear - December 20, 2008, 8:21 pm
How about 3 frisky 40 year olds and a case of beer and we call it even? LOL!
RON - December 20, 2008, 8:07 pm
That reminds me...Cubby your dues are due...2 18 year olds will do...lol
Cubbybear - December 20, 2008, 8:05 pm
Ron you da man!


CHILDHOOD - Even Greybeards go through it... That alone should scare you


TAGS: childhood greybeards
Rating: 3.14/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 8:58 pm
Ummmmm...... errrr.... YES!!! exactly that! ... damn
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:49 pm
Doofussayswhat? 5 poodles
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:47 pm
I presume your premise is based on the theory that we all grow up at some point?


QUIET PLEASE - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake are having a serious "Meeting"


TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake sgm
Rating: 3/5

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thatonechick - May 26, 2009, 11:18 am
The Graybeards are the only ones in there? What are y'all doing?!?


THE MIGHTY GREYBEARD - Amid his moderating minions, pointed and roared... REJECTED!




VULCAN GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeards spock star trek
Rating: 2.94/5

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Scorpio7 - December 23, 2008, 1:53 pm
The pointed ears, the result of an unfortunate accident with a rice-picking machine, many years ago...
Briton of Rose - December 23, 2008, 8:58 am
I KNEW IT!!! I knew Vulcans were patterned after the Chinese of the Ming Dynasty! The calm exterior, the keen insight, the love of fried wontons...


SAGE GREYBEARDS - We Have Our Own Sergeant-At-Arms


TAGS: greybeards
Rating: 2.88/5

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DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:43 pm
Worst. Tribute. Poster. Ever.


THE SAGE GREYBEARDS OF MOTIFAKE - Some of them spend too much time on the NSFW side




SGM PLAYSET - Sage Greybeard Fantasy Playset comes complete with everything you see here! Motifake Nun accessories sold separately


TAGS: sgm sage greybeards lego
Rating: 2.72/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 2, 2009, 11:34 pm
Greybeards! Eating rats, chained, and naked, as usual.
Culos - February 2, 2009, 6:10 pm
And how much are the nuns please?


GREYBEARDS - Your Fan club is here for their monthly Membership Fees


TAGS: japanese school girls greybeards
Rating: 2.4/5

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BoneCD - September 12, 2009, 8:42 pm
This is more like a Woody wet dream...eh Woody!


GEYBEARDS - No, there is no missing "R"




GREYBEARDS - Always appreciating the finer things that life has to offer.




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